Badass wedding dress. I’d love to see a Sistah with some curvature break this out on em.
hello kitty …..backdatassuppp!
Well this ruined spongebob for me
All this bullshit Kama sutra with positions. We all know the only ones that matter are those involving cock to back of throat. Carry on.
People know that girls have more than one hole, right?
Practical, logical public service announcement that a feminist would clutch her pearls in horror over (while the practical girl would be clutching the pearl necklace the feminist’s boyfriend just unloaded on her).
She’s more of an extension of the table than she is a human being. Just leave her there when you’re done.
And no I aint stopping! And no I aint stopping! from… And no I… And no I aint stopping!
Let me make this real simple for everyone.
Have sex with your husband BECAUSE HE SAYS SO.
If you don’t, HE WILL LEAVE.
TWO RULES. No graphics needed. God made you for men. Be his set of holes. Make him happy. Even if you don’t wanna.Plus, I have a real goddamned problem with that pie chart. Is that a joke? That’s a whole nother post for a different day.
I’m guessing you don’t like the pie chart because Pinterest time could be sleeping time? And where is the washing-cum-out-of-your-hair time? Or the take-frantic-deep-breaths-to-remain-conscious-after-forty-minutes-of-hard-face-fucking time? Or even the stumble-around-for-twenty-minutes-blind-because-you-just-to-a-blast-of-semen-to-the-eyes time?
You’re right. There is something wrong with this pie chart. Did the person making this even like sex?